Lets Get Naked

The cherry has been popped on the Naked Sportscaster and now its time to get raw and real and shed it all..

I'm going to make this quick today, but can we talk about Richie Sexson for a minute? First off anyone with the word 'sex' in their name is NOT and I repeat NOT allowed to charge the mound, toss his batting helmet at a pitcher in the back ( pretty lame ) and then bear hug him and proceed to do what I call 'male humping' before the bench clearing brawl ensued. A few thoughts for Mr. SEXson; really throwing your helmet? And not even THROWING it...but more like casually bumping it off the pitchers back..come on now, be a MAN. If you are going to throw down...THROW DOWN! You are a pretty decent baseball player who can hit for power and is better than serviceable in the field AND your name makes us all think of one of America's favorite past times...so what's the problem? The pitch was VERY up, yes, but not INSIDE at all...step out...step back in and tattoo the next pitch right back up the middle...

but what was the point of the lolli-gagging up to the mound, helmet toss and male humping? Is it because you wanted to be suspended for 6 games? Do you think the fracas will inspire your underachieving teammates to play better baseball? Or were you just being a bitch?