Sports, Men and Thongs...Sounds like a great threesome, no?

We all know men love the thong. Truly, what's not to love? Now I realize that its what you can't see that peaks the imagination to run free, but in a thong you can't see the prize per se but what you can see is asssssssss....soft supple ass ( we hope ) and I don't know about you, but a nice perky bottom is SEXY! ( so I hear ) And I was perusing the web to see what other people men and women
We all know men love the thong. Truly, what's not to love?

Now I realize that its what you can't see that peaks the imagination to run free, but in a thong you can't see the prize per se but what you can see is asssssssss....soft supple ass ( we hope ) and I don't know about you, but a nice perky bottom is SEXY! ( so I hear )

And I was perusing the web to see what other people men and women alike thought about the thong...this was pretty much the consensus:

No panty line
Men find it hot
No panty line without the discomfort of going Commando
Men find it hot
you feel sexy
Men find it hot
Less fabric means you can wash more of them therefore more economical on your detergent use
Men find it hot
Less fabric means the companies can make more at lower price so you can buy more of them.
oh and yes Men find it hot...

OK...so now that we have established that MEN FIND IT HOT....let me pose this question: Does the thong have a place in sports? I mean, yes...the Jock Strap is a form of thong..and I must admit I find a guy in a jock kinda hot... but a "Gold Lame' Tiger Stripe?" aka Jason Giambi.... how VERY Bull Durham...VERY Nuke Laloosh. And don't get me wrong...great movie, but the image of a male athlete in a thong is...well, yes a bit kinky. But also very soft. Aren't athletes supposed to be some of the toughest men around? In a thong? There is just something a tad off about the whole image..although as I have already admitted kinda hot! maybe...Women Find It hot as well? hmmmmmmm

Lets Get Naked

The cherry has been popped on the Naked Sportscaster and now its time to get raw and real and shed it all..

I'm going to make this quick today, but can we talk about Richie Sexson for a minute? First off anyone with the word 'sex' in their name is NOT and I repeat NOT allowed to charge the mound, toss his batting helmet at a pitcher in the back ( pretty lame ) and then bear hug him and proceed to do what I call 'male humping' before the bench clearing brawl ensued. A few thoughts for Mr. SEXson; really throwing your helmet? And not even THROWING it...but more like casually bumping it off the pitchers back..come on now, be a MAN. If you are going to throw down...THROW DOWN! You are a pretty decent baseball player who can hit for power and is better than serviceable in the field AND your name makes us all think of one of America's favorite past times...so what's the problem? The pitch was VERY up, yes, but not INSIDE at all...step out...step back in and tattoo the next pitch right back up the middle...

but what was the point of the lolli-gagging up to the mound, helmet toss and male humping? Is it because you wanted to be suspended for 6 games? Do you think the fracas will inspire your underachieving teammates to play better baseball? Or were you just being a bitch?